If I Ever...

Saturday, April 29

~If I ever make my own CD I would put all the songs that I've butchered the lyrics to on there. Possible tracks would include (but aren't limited to):

* "It's A Good Shop, Lollipop"
* "Ba ba ba, ba ba ba-rant"
* "A Winga Wak, A Winga Wak" (In the Jungle)
* "I'm Not Crazy, I'm Just A Little Bit..."
* "I Love You Always Forever, Mi Re Do In Sunny Weather"

Of course, I'd have Marilyn Manson's "Lonely No More" as my cover song.

~If I ever join the circus I'd be a little girl clown who likes to play with elephants.

~If I ever go to the moon I'd make the first moon dust angel and take a lot of pictures! Oh, and in one of my pics of earth I'd hold my fingers up to the lense so it looks like I'm holding earth in my fingers.

~If I ever start my own business I would have a petting zoo that is not only fun, but also very educational. Every animal would have someone there talking about them in a fun way. Ummm, kind of like Sea World, but everyone gets to pet all of the animals. (not just certain kids from the crowd)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL! Very funny!

I have the cutest girlfriend in the world!

Anonymous said...

Hilarious!